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I Will Not Sleep with My Professor ... This Semester

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So, I've never slept with ANY professor (let alone one who was teaching me at the time) which is actually vaguely disappointing, because it would certainly make for a juicy story, and I love juicy stories. I did know a woman who married her college professor the day she graduated, and then divorced him soon thereafter (He gave her the only "B" she received in college. What a dick.)

In any case, none of this really has a point, except to highlight the photo above, in which I'm writing on a chalkboard "I will not sleep with my professor." Classy, right?

The whole thing is for a shoot I did on Wednesday for my dating column in the Back to School issue of COED magazine. As you can see, I don't like to stray too far from what I know best - and that would be, uh ... dressing up in school girl outfits. Well, I figure - Brit's preggers again, SOMEONE has to do it!

The real question is this: how long can one ostensibly be out of college before it's unseemly to be caught pining for the days of No-Rent Beerpong and Walks of Shame? Hmm ...

Comments

Great shot! Hey, nice meeting you and your coterie. Give a shout if you need help with this here web site. -Adam (future co-star of mildly interesting reality TV show)
Glad to see one of the shots up and in use
Doesn't anybody comment around here? You do get visitor don't you? Anyway, the school girl is a bit out there for me, but you're my eye candy all the same. (That sounds bad. Well whatever)
nice penmanship...
Hot picture!
The Walk of Shame has certainly changed. When I was at VMI the walk of shame was the name of the walk a dismissed Keydet did after having been found guilty of cheating, lieng or stealing by the Honor Court. The walk entailed that the corps line both sides of the road leading out of the campus usually at 2-4 am in the morning The ofender was stripped down to boxers only he wasn't aloud to wear any VMI artifact. The ofender walked the road carrying his personal effects from his room usually hastily thrown in their laundry bag. As he passed each corps member they would turn around and face the opposite direction. (yeah it sounds cliche' but it happened) Not a word would be spoken and the evening air would be eerily silent. At the end of the road the offenders personal effects he had placed in storage would be placed on the ground near him. This usually consisted of his civilian clothes he had worn to school and he could dress at that point. From here he would have to try and find his own transportation. Try calling a cab in Lexington,Virginia from the broken public payphone in the middle of winter at 4 am in the morning and see how fast you get one. The practice at VMI was discontinued in the late 70's due to the high incidence of suicide after the walk of shame. You girls have it too easy...The Walk of Shame has certainly changed. When I was at VMI the walk of shame was the name of the walk a dismissed Keydet did after having been found guilty of cheating, lieng or stealing by the Honor Court. The walk entailed that the corps line both sides of the road leading out of the campus usually at 2-4 am in the morning The ofender was stripped down to boxers only he wasn't aloud to wear any VMI artifact. The ofender walked the road carrying his personal effects from his room usually hastily thrown in their laundry bag. As he passed each corps member they would turn around and face the opposite direction. (yeah it sounds cliche' but it happened) Not a word would be spoken and the evening air would be eerily silent. At the end of the road the offenders personal effects he had placed in storage would be placed on the ground near him. This usually consisted of his civilian clothes he had worn to school and he could dress at that point. From here he would have to try and find his own transportation. Try calling a cab in Lexington,Virginia from the broken public payphone in the middle of winter at 4 am in the morning and see how fast you get one. The practice at VMI was discontinued in the late 70's due to the high incidence of suicide after the walk of shame. You girls have it too easy...<3
I work at a university in the midwest in a city with a baseball team better than Juila's Chicago Cubs. As a young professional on an urban college campus...it's just brutal. Because I want to play beer pong and walk with shame :)
I just found this blog via Wonkette, and from I've I read I think, I think you're smart and funny... ...but I can't really tell because you're so fucking hot. Meh. It's so hard for me to think straight when I'm aroused.
Amusing and rather witty

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