I Will Not Sleep with My Professor ... This Semester

So, I've never slept with ANY professor (let alone one who was teaching me at the time) which is actually vaguely disappointing, because it would certainly make for a juicy story, and I love juicy stories. I did know a woman who married her college professor the day she graduated, and then divorced him soon thereafter (He gave her the only "B" she received in college. What a dick.)
In any case, none of this really has a point, except to highlight the photo above, in which I'm writing on a chalkboard "I will not sleep with my professor." Classy, right?
The whole thing is for a shoot I did on Wednesday for my dating column in the Back to School issue of COED magazine. As you can see, I don't like to stray too far from what I know best - and that would be, uh ... dressing up in school girl outfits. Well, I figure - Brit's preggers again, SOMEONE has to do it!
The real question is this: how long can one ostensibly be out of college before it's unseemly to be caught pining for the days of No-Rent Beerpong and Walks of Shame? Hmm ...

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