Julia Attempts to Be PoweR Girl, Fails. Lizzie Grubman Would Fire Her.
Above, from last night's launch party for my adorable friend Mary Rambin's new brilliant handbag line - Moe - www.moebags.com.
Miss Mary will be in the ABC reality show, "One Ocean Drive," airing at the end of the summer, and her younger sister Leven is an Emmy-nominated actress on All My Children, so there were an appropriate number of model-fashionista-reality types there, although, to be honest, I didn't recognize any of them.
Since I offered to be Mary's Cheerleader-Cum-Fake-Publicist, I
harassed invited a bunch of media types (with a promise of free bags!). Of course, no one showed but my college roommate, confirming my suspicion that I have negative clout and/or people delete my emails before they read them.
Well, Media Types, know THIS: uh ... I won't be giving you any inside gossip on One Ocean Drive!
Okay, I don't really have any. But if i did ...
Maybe I do have a future in Fake-PR, after all.