Old News: How to Ensure Your Customer Service Complaint Circulates the Internet for Half a Decade
So, a friend of mine who's usually on top of his "internet-fad-spotting" game sent me this powerpoint presentation, which is not only true, but absolutely fularious (that would be an abbreviated version of "fucking hilarious" - thanks Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day!)
Given that, and in my excitement at posting about it, I neglected to notice that IT HAPPENED FIVE YEARS AGO. As in, 2001. That's almost enough time for the NY Styles to do a trend piece about it.
I felt instantly lame, like I was in severe danger of being THAT woman, the one who forwards you constantly with retarded jokes you've read 47 times and warnings about mercury in your tuna and e.coli in your spinach and those stupid tests where you have to scroll down but DON'T LOOK and the "celebrate women" poems to "lift your spirits" and remind you to "SMILE" because God lugged your fat ass down the beach and those were his footprints you ungrateful sack of lard and then prefaces all of her emails with "don't reply to all" but everyone does anyway and YOU WANT TO INFECT HER COMPUTER WITH A VIRUS but you can't because she's your mom or roommate or something? Like one of those.
However, I already did all the work of loading the images, so here it is. And btw, still fularious, even in 2006.