Today, Fox News, 11:35 am. Discussing Issues of Importance to The People. And by "The People" We Mean, No People.
C'mon, is this the type of girl who would party too hard? Oh. Right.
Will be on FoxNews today at 11:35 discussing the pressing issue of WILL MISS USA BE DE-THRONED FOR DRINKING AND MAKING OUT WITH OTHER HOT GIRLS???
The whole thing's been keeping me up nights, so I'm glad that an opportunity has presented itself to just get my real thoughts and feelings out. Like, for example, "Who the fuck cares?"