I'm fleeing the country for my first vacation since last January.  Yes, LAST JANUARY.  Is it possible a dating columnist works harder than some investment bankers?

No.  But it's possible she's too poor to go on vacation that doesn't involve the subway and/or parents shelling out frequent flier miles to Chicago.  And we all know how much of a vacation Chicago is.  Um ... right.

Anyway.  I'll be back on Wednesday night.  Don't wait up.