How to Lose 170 Pounds Without Actually Dieting
I’ve been blessed (or cursed??) with gym-rat boyfriends for as long as I can remember. Working out four to five times a week, they’d haul off in their sweats to lift or row or just flex their bulging muscles at the spandex-clad ladies while I’d take one look at my cute exercise clothing and flop, exhausted, on the couch.
Just thinking about it makes me want to take a nap.
Anyway, I've discovered a weight loss strategy that works far better than "going to the gym." It's called ... "dump your boyfriend." Oh yeah, and "don't eat food." I think Mary-Kate Olsen knows this trick as well, although I supplement my not eating with beet juice and daily soy gouda sandwiches, so I don't think I'll be invisible anytime soon.
And without further weight-related ado, here's today's AM New York column, Dropping Pounds, Along with An Ex.