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Nice Degree. Can I Have It If Your You're Not Using It?



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From: Theo [redacted]
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2007
To: Julia Allison
Subject: Advice

Good Evening Ms. Allison,

Was flipping around the television and caught your appearance on showbiz tonight. Must say your [sic] a HOTTIE, anyhow wanted to get your advice  I saw that you major [sic] in Political Science and I did as well at UCLA. My question is when did you decide that you didn't want to do anything with your degree or are you still undecided? And also what are the other possibilities for a Poli Sci major. Oh by the way my name is Theo thanks! Talk to you soon.
 
Theo
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My favorite line, obviously, would have to be:

"when did you decide that you didn't want to do anything with your degree?"

Okay, "Theo," just admit it.  My Dad put you up to this, didn't he?

And PS - does UCLA not teach grammar anymore?  Or, say ... punctuation?  Contractions? Apostrophes?  No?  Damn state schools.

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