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Fan Mail That Warms Your Heart

From: [Redacted]
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007
To: Julia Allison
Subject: career

I saw you on Fox blabbing away about Trump and Rosie, and your website url was on the screen so long that I felt compelled to logon.

Wow, you really are a vacuous little nothing.  You prove just how far a telegenic face can take you these days.

Well, isn't that sweet.  But ... um ... I'm a little confused by his choice of subject line - "career"?   That doesn't really make any sense.  I would have written:

Subject: career why you don't have a good one


Subject: your career sucks

or better yet, because it's all-encompassing and more to the point ...

Subject: you suck

Whatever, he called me "telegenic"!!!

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