Today, Fox News, 5 pm. Just Guess What I'll Be Talking About ...
Okay, obviously not. I'm pontificating about the Rosie-Trump tiff. Of course!
Wait, is my confinement to feud-analysis because I don't have a nice enough rack? If so, I'm willing to go
head to head chest to chest against Rachel Sklar or Amanda Congdon so I can start doing political commentary (or getting tasered) instead of merely praying Trump hasn't yet seen any of the half dozen times I've dissed him on national television. Do you think if he had, he would sue me or just have one of his friends steal my boyfriend? That would be hard, of course, because I keep several decoy boyfriends around, just in case.