Words You'll Never Hear Me Say Again: TAKE ME TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!
So. Now that the
The problem is, see, that, um ... I don't have tickets. Or, you know, like, any money to buy them.
Which is a great opportunity for YOU. You can take me to the Superbowl! Also, I'd like to bring a girl friend. If you don't mind.
So email me. We'll talk. I won't make out with you if you take me, but I am willing to discuss wearing a Bears cheerleader outfit to the game. Although I think the one above may be designed for 7 year olds.