MSNBC Tonight, 9:40 pm
Actually, I attended New York mag's Oscar viewing party, although if "Oscar viewing" meant "sort of glancing occasionally at the TVs parked in the corner of the Spotted Pig while downing whole vats of cheese (the only non-meat thing they had on the menu), and gossiping shamelessly with various of my favorite reporters," then, yes, I viewed the Oscars.
Whatever, what's the point of having TIVO if you don't use it?? Besides, fast-fowarding through the boring speeches must be almost as gratifying as being that guy who cues the music to drown out a "talker." Almost.