Shortest Book Review Ever.

There are three types of books in this world: those that make you want to befriend the author, those that make you want to slap the author, and those that make you want to fuck the author.
Mergers & Acquisitions is the last.
In fact, the book is good enough to almost make up for Dana's ... unfortunate ... first name, which, let's just be honest, is not one many ladies would normally fantasize shouting out mid-coitus. Of course, names can be changed (D. Vachon, anyone?) - but first novels are forever.
Update: my coverage of Dana's book party on the Huffington Post.