FoxNews Live tomorrow, 11:30am
I CAN HARDLY HANDLE THE EXCITEMENT.In fact, I practiced my sober "Anna-Nicole-funeral" facial expressions last Tuesday on FoxNews' endearing new show RedEye, hosted by the insanely energetic (without crack! I think!) Greg Gutfeld...
Despite being on the show the entire hour, I never actually said anything of substance, but I did laugh a lot at everyone's jokes. Which is why they liked me, I think. Perhaps if I had learned that lesson earlier in life, I'd have a few more fans and a few less, uh ... non-fans. Smile and nod, right?
with the adorable "ombudstud" Andrew Levy.