Back in NY Today (WOO!) with a New Motto
No, that's not a line from Party Girl, I made it up (in this month's COED sex column). Well, sort of. With some help from Robert Herrick. Anyway, I think using "bitches" at the end really adds something.
And in case you're still unclear on just exactly what I'm getting at here, to paraphrase the indefatigable Nora Ephron: "If I knew how hot I was at 26, I'd have put on a damn bikini and not taken it off for the ENTIRE FREAKING year."
Gather ye rosebuds, bitches. Gather ye rosebuds.