FoxNews' Redeye Last Week
Last week, we covered the following ground:
Rosie, and specifically why I haven't been asked to be a guest cohost on The View (I'm not a lawyer, or a lesbian. Last time I checked. I'm sure we could work something out, if that's what they needed.)
Sex predators, Miss America. Somehow they make sense together.
Anorexic is the new Crack Whore. Obvs. It's way cheaper, too.
And finally, a little sex-tricking. Um ... right. The guy told her that he needed to "apply her medicine" via his schween. Really, you can't make this shit up.
Unless that's one of your fantasies, in which case, by all means, go apply your meds.
Or watch a clip of that show here: