Happy Mother's Day, Momsers!
My gorgeous, brilliant mom, circa 1990 (ish?).
See, I didn't learn the "Put-Your-Hand-on-Your-Waist-So-Your-Arm-Doesn't-Look-Fat" trick from Paris Hilton - I learned it from my mom! That having been said, this is very much the only thing my mother and Paris have in common, I assure you.
And with me, circa 1983.