On CNN Headline News' dishy Showbiz Tonight with VH1's talented David Caplan - he had a whole host of actual, serious-sounding sources (lawyers! club owners!), where I merely ranted about the bizarre irony of Michael Lohan saying that Lindsay is a "child" not a "golden goose" and should be treated as such.  Ummm ... right.  Hey Michael?  Maybe you should have thought that way before you pitched a reality show about your divorce, starring her.  But whatever!  Reality shows so don't count, right??