Missing gratuitous glamour shots?  Yeah, thought so.  Well, enjoy, cause you're not getting much prose out of me this week ...  I'm having some sort of stress related anxiety attack kind of thing going on, and it's infringing on my ability to even focus on procrastination-based-blogging.  Which is a new low, even for me.

Below, with the incredible Alyssa Shelasky (Glamour's dating blogger), at the College Humor carnival themed party last Saturday night in the Hamptons.   Alyssa has to be one of (if not THE) nicest girls I've ever met in Manhattan - I absolutely adore her, and will be staying at her Southampton house as often as she'll have me ;)

Alyssa has legs that make grown men cry.  Seriously.

See evidence at bottom right hand corner.  Mmm.  I'd rather eat an enormous, so-sugar-saturated-it-would-kill-small-dogs grocery store birthday sheet cake than literally anything else, save perhaps just a can of frosting, straight up.  Yes, I realize I have a problem.