ACTUAL TECHCRUNCH PARTY CONVERSATIONS, TRANSCRIBED VERBATIM (I shit you not. Seriously.)
Tech Geek #1: "Rupert Murdoch bought my last company."
Tech Geek #2: "Oh yeah? I co-own a business with Bill Gates. Since I was EIGHTEEN."
Julia: "Why won't anyone ask for my phone number tonight? What am I doing wrong?!"
Cute Tech Girl Blogger: "All the ITers out here, they want the girl in the next cubicle!"
Julia: "I AM the girl in the next cubicle! Except I work from home."
Tech Geek #3: "I'm not going to date anyone who doesn't have a Wikipedia page."
Julia: "But aren't they all 'nice guys' here?"
Cute Tech Girl Blogger: "That's a total misconception. They think just because they're not date raping you they're a nice guy. Um ... no."
Julia: "Is your social life representative of Silicon Valley?"
Cute Tech Lawyer: "What social life? I go on bike rides!!"
Nothing says "IT'S TIME TO FUCKING PARTY" like ... uh ... laptops.
After party pizza, thanks to the adorable Mike Arrington. I'm a big fan of Mike, despite making quite possibly the worst first (and second) impression, ever. Never underestimate the danger of a video blogger with Final Cut Pro and an inability to detect sarcasm.