Will be on MSNBC at 11:20 am, 12:37 pm and 1:04 pm talking about the big celeb news day today - with Nicole checking herself into jail for 82 minutes yesterday and Lindsay pleading guilty to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance, no contest to reckless driving and no contest to two counts of a DUI.  I'm going to call my free lawyer (Dad) to discuss the difference b/t "guilty" and "no contest."  They seem like the same thing to me ...