Catch me on Fox's Mike & Juliet Show this morning  around 9:20 am wondering aloud "Why is it that single women chase after married men?"

On my list of Things To Do If You Want to be Totally Miserable, that's number #3.  #1/#2 involves switching lives with Britney Spears or Kevin Federline.  So you can see how bad an idea this whole MAN WHO ALREADY HAS A WIFE AND IT'S NOT YOU thing is.  Bad.  Really bad.

UPDATE: Here's the first segment (it was three segments long, you miss the best parts!)  And yes, I know my hair looks like a crazy bag lady's.  arghhhh.