Watching Gossip Girls with Rachel Sklar over at the Huffington Post offices at 10 pm on Friday night ...

Rachel: They're supposed to be in high school.
Julia: They don't seem like they're in high school.  I wasn't like that in high school!
Rachel: I wasn't like that last week!!

Julia (about one of the characters): He's so funny!
Rachel: Uh ... it's scripted.

And from the actual show:  "You can't save a damsel if she loves her distress."